Sunday, October 08, 2006

Growly Bear and Princess Kitty



Princess Kitty met Growly Bear a few years ago when they were both working for the wicked witch, Fatty Flatfoot. They knew and admired each other from a distance and although they only saw eachother occasionally they developed a mutual fondness.

Eventually Princess Kitty stopped working for Fatty Flatfoot. She left suddenly (more of that later) and Growly Bear realised he felt quite sad. He text her to see if she was OK and they started to correspond regularly. Over time they became closer and closer and started to meet up to skateboard together. Both lived in their own worlds with their own responsibilities, however, and their meetings had to be kept a secret. They were renegades.

One day Growly Bear told Princess Kitty all about honey, especially his homemade variety. She explained that she only ate one sort of honey and would never try any others. Over time though she wondered more and more about how Growly Bear's honey might taste. Eventually she told him she would like to try a little bit to see if she liked it.

Well, when Princess Kitty eventually tried Growly Bear's special honey she realised it was by far the best she had ever tasted and from then on they ate honey together regularly. Growly Bear began to teach Princess Kitty about rock and roll and Princess Kitty began to teach Growly Bear about magic.

Although Princess Kitty is no longer eating her old honey and has moved to The Cardigan, their liaison remains a secret. Neither of them is quite sure what will become of them but they often talk together about the point of guinea pigs. The answer seems to change every day and indeed some days there doesn't seem to be an answer at all.

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