Monday, October 09, 2006

Bad Fur Day


Princess Kitty would love to be a babe. She thinks she has nice ears and people tell her she has a cute tail. All in all though she has to face that she will never have the sexiness of a Siamese or the purrfection of a Persian.

Nevertheless she does want to be a bit more rock and roll and so this weekend she had her fur trimmed and has since started to wear it in a different style. She used to have it cropped short in the days she worked for Fatty Flatfoot the wicked witch, who always kept her slaves so busy they did not have time for such things as keeping up with the latest fur styles.

She wore her new style out to a party on Saturday and had various positive comments, including a couple of "Meeeeoooowws" behind her back. This morning though, when Princess Kitty washed her hair and attempted to replicate the blow-dried and straightened creation her furstylist had produced, she simply met frustration and disappointment. "If I were a guinea pig I would not have to worry about this" she muttered to herself "No-one cares what guinea pigs look like".

Growly Bear says he likes her however she looks, though he adds that he does like running his paws through her fur now it is a bit longer. When she asked him if he was sure he said "Growl".

4 comments:

Jungle VIP said...

Dear Phoenix

All Kittys have bad hair days. It comes with Kitty territory i reckon.

I'm intrigued to know about guinea pigs and cardigans and imagine I'll get more understanding over the next few posts. Growly Bear is an enigma isn't he ?

Love JVIP x

Phoenix said...
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Phoenix said...

Hi JVIP

Thanks for your post. Growly Bear is a simple soul really - he likes his skateboard, he digs rock and roll and best of all he loves honey.

As for the rest, you will just have to wait and see..........

RenaSherwood said...

Hey I care what guinea pigs look like! And I think PK looks fine