What's The Point of Guinea Pigs?: Psycho Bear

The Phoenix

To all that dream, and all that dare To see the beauty of land, sea and air Nothing shall ye ever spy As wondrous as the Phoenix in the sky To all that think, and all that ponder The ways of things on this place we wonder The one thing ye shall never know Is to what home does the Phoenix go To all that pray, and believe in too Forces merciful, pure and true A brighter sign there shall never be Than the mighty Phoenix over the sea To all that live a life of good Your deeds of love will come back, as they should A happy life shall be yours to take away When the Phoenix comes with the break of day To all that walk the path of dark My next words ye would do well to mark For your deeds of evil ye shall be burnt in flame And your actions shall be meet with untold of pain To Human, Elf, Dwarf and all To every creature great and small The Phoenix is many things; in future now and history And though every person has their say, The Phoenix stays a mystery

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Psycho Bear

Growly Bear and Princess Kitty have been to Ikea.

Growly Bear has bought Princess Kitty lots of things for her new home. Glasses and lamps. Throws and snuggle blankets. Light bulbs and tables.

Princess Kitty's favourite things are an orange washing up brush and a lampshade with pretty beads.

Growly Bear and Princess Kitty like shopping together. Growly Bear likes watching what Princess Kitty chooses. It helps them understand the point of guinea pigs.

Sometimes Growly Bear really likes the things Princess Kitty chooses. Sometimes he is not sure. And sometimes he is horrified.

Growly Bear says when Princess Kitty chooses something he doesn't like he hears a noise in his head like the Psycho film. A sort of screeching noise. Princess Kitty wonders if Growly Bear should see a doctor.