Girl With A One Track Mind

Princess Kitty has been reading some blogs. She has found some interesting ones. She especially likes one called "Girl With A One Track Mind". She has been interested to read about the writers experiences when her identity became public.

Princess Kitty wonders what it would be like to have your private life exposed in that way. She ponders about whether writing about private thoughts on the internet means the writer agrees to have it used in any way anyone chooses. She wonders if maybe there is such a thing as private/public. A sort of public where strict rules of conduct apply based on respect for people's dignity, and where you do as you would want to be done too.

Princess Kitty is sad that people are unkind to one another. Growly Bear is never unkind. That is one of the reasons Princess Kitty loves him so much.

Princess Kitty knows that you have to be kind to understand the point of guinea pigs. She also thinks it might be part of the point of them.

Walk This Way

Princess Kitty has been thinking about Growly Bear's bottom. She likes that it is round and furry. Like a little furry guinea pig. She likes that he wiggles it a bit when he walks. Growly Bear says he walks this way because he has a bad hip which he got being a war hero.

Princess Kitty is very proud that Growly Bear is a war hero. She knows that he is very brave. But she thinks he walks that way because he wants to look sexy.

Growly Bear thinks Princess Kitty has a funny walk. He says she walks as if she has cloven feet. Princess Kitty doesn't mind. She remembers that unicorns have cloven feet and they are the most beautiful creature ever.

Growly Bear and Princess Kitty often tease each other about things. They tease each other about singing. Princess Kitty says Growly Bear needs to get in touch with the choirboy in himself. Growly Bear says Princess Kitty wants to be Julie Andrews in the Hounds of Munich. He says he has heard her yodel and thinks she would do it very well.

Princess Kitty always gives Growly Bear a dap with her paw when he says this. She thinks he is very cheeky. Though not half as cheeky as he would look in a pair of lederhosen . . . . . . . . .

Cold Shower

Princess Kitty has been telling stories today. She has been telling stories to Growly Bear. She has been telling him some sexy stories. Growly Bear got very excited. Very excited indeed.

Princess Kitty likes this new trick. She likes being able to get Growly Bear's attention and teasing him.

Growly Bear likes Princess Kitty telling him stories. He thinks she is a good story teller. He thinks she could tell some good stories about guinea pigs. He decides he should have a nice shower after listening to the ones today. He thinks perhaps he will make it quite a cool one.

Growly Bear tells Princess Kitty that he is looking forward to her trying some of the ideas out. Princess Kitty thinks she might. She will be sure to add some new ones though so that Growly Bear doesn't know quite what to expect . . . .

Recipe for Success

Princess Kitty and Growly Bear have both been cooking. They have not been cooking together though. Princess Kitty has been cooking a meal for a friend. She cooked cauliflower and broccoli in a cheese sauce, which she made herself. She cooked some sugar snap peas to go with it but best of all she made some special caramelised sweet potatoes. She made it to Growly Bear's secret recipe. She is the only other living creature in the world that knows it.

Growly Bear has been cooking a meal for friends too. He made pasta and tiramisu. Growly Bear says his tiramisu is legendary. He made it for Princess Kitty once. When he made it for Princess Kitty he forgot to buy cake. So he used some bread instead. Princess Kitty thought the little seeds gave it an interesting texture.

Princess Kitty is not sure what cooking has to do with the point of guinea pigs. Growly Bear says it is definitely part of it. Princess Kitty remains to be convinced.

Star Struck Bear

Growly Bear is outraged. That witch Fatty Flatfoot has come up with one of her most ridiculous schemes yet. She wants the whole empire to gather together for a picnic then go to church. Growly Bear thinks it is such a bizarre idea there must be a plot afoot. Some bad magic she is planning. It certainly does not seem to have anything to do with guinea pigs. He is very suspicions and determined to do all he can not to attend. It is tricky though. He does not want to draw attention to himself. That is never wise in the Fatty Flatfoot empire.

Princess Kitty agrees it is a strange thing to do. She knows it might be difficult for Growly Bear to resist going though, especially if Fatty Flatfoot casts a summoning spell. Princess Kitty will keep an eye on the situation and weave some spells of her own to protect Growly Bear if she has to.

Princess Kitty has more to worry about with regard to Growly Bear at the moment though. He has confessed to her that he is watching Celebrity Big Brother. Princess Kitty is very disappointed. She has had her own brushes with celebrities. She once kissed Leo Sayer and another time she tugged on Frank Bruno's sleeve and got his autograph. But she is horrified that Growly Bear has been drawn into watching CBB. She wonders what he might get up to next. Perhaps she will find him reading tabloid newspapers and shopping at Lidls. She hopes not.

The Bear and The Wood and The Trees

It' s official. Growly Bear is clever. Very clever indeed. A researcher who has been researching for 22 years has found out that there is a link between cleverness and hairiness. He is very pleased. He is feeling very proud. Now everyone will know how clever he is.

Princess Kitty heard about this research too. She thinks of Growly Bear. She thinks of how furry he is. She thinks maybe the research is true. She wonders about someone who would spend 22 years studying such a thing. She thinks maybe he became very hairy because he was so busy researching. As hairy as the hairiest guinea pig. She wonder what research Growly Bear did in the past to get so hairy. Perhaps it was when he was researching how to make honey.

Princess Kitty asked Growly Bear whether he thought the research was true. Growly Bear starting talking about bears that poo in the woods. Princess Kitty thought this was a strange thing to talk about. She didn't say so though. She thought perhaps it was a little eccentricity. She thinks clever researchers are probably allowed to be a little eccentric.

By The Light Of The Moon

Princess Kitty has been out running. Out running in the dark. She went with some friends by the light of the moon and a little torch. It was a full moon. She always likes to run on the full moon. Afterwards she played some tricks on her friends and made them drink beer.

Growly Bear has not had time to go running. Not that he would want to. Growly Bear does not like doing anything that makes him out of breath or break out in a sweat except for making honey. Growly Bear has been working - again. He feels as if his life is a long cycle of working and driving. He certainly can't see the point of guinea pigs at such times. Poor Growly Bear.

And Growly Bear is feeling a bit sad. His boy cub has gone off to America for two months. He is recording an album with his band. Growly Bear is very pleased for him but he knows that he will miss him. Growly Bear loves his boy cub. He is very talented and he makes Growly Bear laugh.

Sometimes Growly Bear's boy cub plays tricks on Growly Bear. He mimics Growly Bear. Princess Kitty thinks she would like to see this. She thinks it will make her laugh.

Princess Kitty looks up at the full moon. She wonders if Growly Bear gets any furrier at this time of the month...............................

A Bad Word

Growly Bear has had a day of slavery. A day of slavery serving the Fatty Flatfoot empire. Poor Growly Bear. He texted Princess Kitty to tell her about it when she asked what he was doing. His text said "Trying to penetrate the depths of IT bullshit my job now entails. Oh ... and supporting the whole of the empire .... learning to play the flute and ridding the world of all known diseases".

Poor Growly Bear thought Princess Kitty. No wonder he doesn't have time to think about guinea pigs. He must be upset to use a bad word. Usually he just says 'heavens' as his worst word.

Princess Kitty has spent the day at work. She is very important so she has been doing important things. She has been reading important papers. She has been sending important emails. She has been using her little dictaphone.

Princess Kitty thinks about poor Growly Bear. Life is hard for him sometimes. He has a lot on his plate as her mummy would say.

Lucky for Growly Bear he has Princess Kitty to love him.

Simply Perfect

Princess Kitty has had another amazing day. Lucky Princess Kitty. She went to visit her step girl kitten and her new grandkitten. She went with her girl kitten. Her little girl grandkitten is perfect. A beautiful bundle of loveliness. Anyone looking at her would know the point of guinea pigs in an instant.

And Princess Kitty loved seeing her boy grandkitten and step girl kitten. She has not seen them since she left her big house. It has been a difficult time for all of them. Princess Kitty loves them very much.

Growly Bear has had a gentle day. It had to be gentle because he was feeling a little delicate. He was a bear with a sore head. Growly Bear thinks he perhaps drank a little too much of that wine with the bubbles in.

Growly Bear has been thinking about his life. He faces some difficult times. He knows though that Princess Kitty will be there to love and support him. He knows she will always be there for him and that he can depend upon her. He thinks that is simply perfect.

Count Your Blessings

It's New Year's Eve. Princess Kitty is feeling very reflective. She has had a nice day with people she loves. She has chatted to Growly Bear. He was a bit distracted because he was shopping. Shopping for food. Looking at the exciting packages and boxes always makes him a bit distracted.
Princess Kitty still felt all warm after talking to him. She purred all afternoon.

Princess Kitty has been counting her blessings. She has been thinking about all the wonderful people she knows and has in her life. She has been thinking how wonderful it is to really understand love. She has been thinking how wonderful Growly Bear is.

Princess Kitty is feeling very spiritual. She understands the point of guinea pigs tonight - at least for a few hours. She is going to reach out to Growly Bear at midnight. He is going to feel her touch on him. He is going to experience her warmth and taste her love for him. He is going to smell her sweet smell and feel her purr against his skin.

Happy New Year Growly Bear and Princess Kitty