Monday, January 08, 2007
Walk This Way
Princess Kitty has been thinking about Growly Bear's bottom. She likes that it is round and furry. Like a little furry guinea pig. She likes that he wiggles it a bit when he walks. Growly Bear says he walks this way because he has a bad hip which he got being a war hero.
Princess Kitty is very proud that Growly Bear is a war hero. She knows that he is very brave. But she thinks he walks that way because he wants to look sexy.
Growly Bear thinks Princess Kitty has a funny walk. He says she walks as if she has cloven feet. Princess Kitty doesn't mind. She remembers that unicorns have cloven feet and they are the most beautiful creature ever.
Growly Bear and Princess Kitty often tease each other about things. They tease each other about singing. Princess Kitty says Growly Bear needs to get in touch with the choirboy in himself. Growly Bear says Princess Kitty wants to be Julie Andrews in the Hounds of Munich. He says he has heard her yodel and thinks she would do it very well.
Princess Kitty always gives Growly Bear a dap with her paw when he says this. She thinks he is very cheeky. Though not half as cheeky as he would look in a pair of lederhosen . . . . . . . . .
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Phoenix
This is an avenue owrth pursuing. LederHosen looks good on a bear.
JVIP
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