Star Struck Bear

Growly Bear is outraged. That witch Fatty Flatfoot has come up with one of her most ridiculous schemes yet. She wants the whole empire to gather together for a picnic then go to church. Growly Bear thinks it is such a bizarre idea there must be a plot afoot. Some bad magic she is planning. It certainly does not seem to have anything to do with guinea pigs. He is very suspicions and determined to do all he can not to attend. It is tricky though. He does not want to draw attention to himself. That is never wise in the Fatty Flatfoot empire.

Princess Kitty agrees it is a strange thing to do. She knows it might be difficult for Growly Bear to resist going though, especially if Fatty Flatfoot casts a summoning spell. Princess Kitty will keep an eye on the situation and weave some spells of her own to protect Growly Bear if she has to.

Princess Kitty has more to worry about with regard to Growly Bear at the moment though. He has confessed to her that he is watching Celebrity Big Brother. Princess Kitty is very disappointed. She has had her own brushes with celebrities. She once kissed Leo Sayer and another time she tugged on Frank Bruno's sleeve and got his autograph. But she is horrified that Growly Bear has been drawn into watching CBB. She wonders what he might get up to next. Perhaps she will find him reading tabloid newspapers and shopping at Lidls. She hopes not.