The Bear and The Wood and The Trees

It' s official. Growly Bear is clever. Very clever indeed. A researcher who has been researching for 22 years has found out that there is a link between cleverness and hairiness. He is very pleased. He is feeling very proud. Now everyone will know how clever he is.

Princess Kitty heard about this research too. She thinks of Growly Bear. She thinks of how furry he is. She thinks maybe the research is true. She wonders about someone who would spend 22 years studying such a thing. She thinks maybe he became very hairy because he was so busy researching. As hairy as the hairiest guinea pig. She wonder what research Growly Bear did in the past to get so hairy. Perhaps it was when he was researching how to make honey.

Princess Kitty asked Growly Bear whether he thought the research was true. Growly Bear starting talking about bears that poo in the woods. Princess Kitty thought this was a strange thing to talk about. She didn't say so though. She thought perhaps it was a little eccentricity. She thinks clever researchers are probably allowed to be a little eccentric.