Thursday, November 30, 2006

I'm Gonna Make You A Star


Princess Kitty has taken another step towards stardom today. She has been on the television. Some reporters came to her offices and talked to her. They had a big camera and a microphone covered in something furry. The microphone reminded Princess Kitty of something about Growly Bear although she could not quite put her finger on it.

The reporters wanted to talk to Princess Kitty about some things bad people do. The sort of bad people who will never understand the point of guinea pigs. The reporters asked her what she thought of these bad people then asked her to give some advice on how to stop them.

Princess Kitty has not seen the programme yet. She hopes that she performed OK. She hopes Growly Bear and the people she looks after will be proud of her.

Princess Kitty wonders if she should change her name if she is going to be famous. She wonders if Princess Kitty is the right name for a celebrity. She thinks about what Growly Bear would say if she asked him. She knows what Growly Bear would say. He would say "You are who you are".

Princess Kitty decides Princess Kitty is just the right name for a superstar.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A New Bear


Growly Bear if feeling very happy. Very happy indeed. At last his magic is starting to work and change his fortunes at work. Two good things have happened.

The first good thing is that Fatty Flatfoot has changed her decision about taking his money away. Growly Bear is very pleased about that. Very pleased indeed.

The second good thing is that he is being given a new job. The new job is very interesting and exciting. It will allow Growly Bear to share his magic with others. It will give him chance to help others understand the point of guinea pigs. It is a small step away from slavery.

Growly Bear rang Princess Kitty up to tell her all about it. He says his new job will give him a new lease of life. He says he feels different already. He tells Princess Kitty she will probably see a difference in him when they next meet.

Princess Kitty doesn't mind as long as Growly Bear is as sweet and cuddly as ever.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Just Deserts


It's happened again. Fatty Flatfoot has struck again. Another of her lieutenants is leaving. Just like Princess Kitty she is leaving in mysterious circumstances. Just like Princess Kitty she is leaving without another job to go to. Princess Kitty hopes that she is OK.

Princess Kitty wonders that no-one outside Fatty Flatfoot's empire can see her wickedness. She wonders about a system that allows someone like Fatty Flatfoot to continue hurting people and destroying guinea pigs. She knows though that Fatty Flatfoot's magic is strong. She knows that it will take a very powerful witch or wizard to defeat her.

Princess Kitty does not like to think of herself as vengeful or unkind to others. There is a bit of her though that hopes that one day Fatty Flatfoot will get what she deserves. She has a bottle of champagne in just in case.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Brotherly Love


Growly Bear brought Princess Kitty back to The Cardigan today in his little Skoda. They had a visitor. Princess Kitty's brother came to visit.

Princess Kitty's brother is very clever. Very clever indeed. He knows lots about the point of guinea pigs. He has a skateboard too. A Harley skateboard. He is a cool dude.

Princess Kitty loves her brother. She loves him very much. He was very kind to her when she was in trouble as a slave in the Fatty Flatfoot empire.

Princess Kitty remembers those dark times. She remembers them very well. She remembers how alone she felt, despite all the love in her life. She remembers how frightened she was. She remembers how lost she felt. She remembers especially a time when she ran away on her own to hide. She felt so frightened, lost and lonely. She did not know how she would survive.

Princess Kitty's brother sent her a text. He told her "This will be OK". Princess Kitty felt he believed in her. She thinks he probably saved her life.

Growly Bear cooked a special meal for him this evening. Growly Bear likes Princess Kitty's brother. Princess Kitty's brother likes Growly Bear. Princess Kitty is happy that two of the most special people in her life like each other. She looks at them laughing together and purrs.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Every Little Helps


Growly Bear wanted to cook a special meal for Princess Kitty today.

First they went shopping to get the ingredients. Princess Kitty does not like shopping very much. She does not think it is very much fun. She thought about doing some tricks to make it more interesting. She thought about putting extra things in people's baskets when they were not looking. She thought about jumping on her trolly and seeing how fast it could go. She thought about singing to see if anyone else would join in. Then she thought that perhaps Growly Bear might not like that. So Princess Kitty trotted along behind Growly Bear and smiled sweetly.

Growly Bear likes shopping. He is trying to teach Princess Kitty how much fun shopping can be. He is puzzled that she does not seem to like it very much. He thinks it is odd that she does not look forward to seeing all the interesting packets and tins and taking lots of time to choose which ones to buy. He thinks it is strange that she does not get excited about sniffing the bread and squeezing the mangos. He is sure that she will never understand the point of guinea pigs if she does not understand about shopping.

When they got home, Growly Bear cooked for Princess Kitty. The meal was nice. Very nice indeed. Princess Kitty licked her lips when she had finished.

Princess Kitty thinks about shopping. She thinks about their nice meal. She wonders if Growly Bear knows something she doesn't ...........

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Growly Nightingale


Princess Kitty has been poorly. She has been sick. She has had a bug in her tummy. Poor Princess Kitty.

Growly Bear has been looking after her. He has been very kind. He has been nursing Princess Kitty. He has been getting her drinks. He has been mopping her brow. He has been plumping up her pillows. He has been giving her little kisses to make her better.

Princess Kitty thinks Growly Bear is a good nurse. She thinks he is good at taking care of things. She thinks he would be good at looking after guinea pigs.

Growly Bear feels sorry for Princess Kitty. He wishes he could make her better. He misses having his little playmate about to have fun with. He thinks nice thoughts and hopes that Princess Kitty will feel better tomorrow.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Sins and Forgiveness



Princess Kitty and Growly Bear have had a busy day. They have been been to the music shop where Princess Kitty bought a strap for her guitar. They also bought matching music stands and matching strings. Growly Bear took Princess Kitty to some other shops. Some of them were quite strange. Princess Kitty thought they might have something to do with Growly Bear's awake dreams.

This evening Growly Bear took Princess Kitty out for a meal. It was at an Italian restaurant. It is one of Growly Bear's favourite places to eat.

Growly Bear likes nice food. Tonight he ate some veal. Princess Kitty was shocked. She does not eat meat. She thinks keeping baby cows in dark places then killing them to eat is cruel. Almost as bad a eating guinea pigs. She wonders if she should be strict with Growly Bear about it. She wonders if she should shake her paw at him.

Princess Kitty looks at Growly Bear. She finds it very difficult to be cross with him. He is so sweet and cuddly. She decides she will forgive him - just this once.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

On The Move


Princess Kitty is ready. She is ready to go on her little holiday to Growly Bear's cave. She has packed her suitcase. She has packed her guitar. She has even packed some little surprises for Growly Bear.

Princess Kitty is going on a train. It is dark so she will be careful. She won't talk to any strangers, not even if they offer to show her some guinea pigs.

Growly Bear is going to pick her up from the train station. He is going to pick her up in his little Skoda. Then they are going to go to Growly Bear's cave.

Princess Kitty wonders what it will be like. She knows that Growly Bear is very excited about her coming. He is looking forward to showing her his cave. He is looking forward to making honey with her in his cave.

Princess Kitty likes going on holiday. She knows that she will have a lovely time with Growly Bear. She knows that this is another important part of their journey together. She picks up her suitcase and leaves The Cardigan.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Cool For Cats


Princess Kitty is excited. Very excited indeed. She is going on a little holiday. A holiday at Growly Bear's cave.

The other bear who lives at Growly Bear's cave is going away for a few days. Growly Bear is going to show Princess Kitty his cave. He is excited too although he is still angry about Fatty Flatfoot's latest wicked deed.

Growly Bear has some pets. He doesn't have any guinea pigs but he does have some cats. One of his cats is called Dave. He is white and soppy. Princess Kitty is looking forward to meeting him. She is looking forward to stroking him. She is looking forward to stroking Growly Bear too.

Growly Bear is planning to spoil Princess Kitty. He is going to feed her nice food and make her feel relaxed and comfortable. Princess Kitty thinks this will be very nice. Very nice indeed. She likes the idea of Growly Bear looking after her. She has a few little surprised planned for him too though....................................

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Slave Labour


Something bad has happened. A bad thing has happened to Growly Bear. Poor Growly Bear.

Of course, that evil witch Fatty Flatfoot is behind it. She treats all her slaves badly sooner or later. Working in the Fatty Flatfoot empire is not easy. It is dangerous and it is hard work.

Poor Growly Bear has been told they are going to take some of his money away from him. A lot of his money in fact. Poor Growly Bear. It is so unfair. He works very hard and despite all he knows about Fatty Flatfoot he has remained a loyal and hard working slave.

Growly Bear is upset and angry. Princess Kitty feels upset and angry too. It upsets her to think of Growly Bear being hurt. It makes her angry to think of him treated unfairly. It is hard to see the point of guinea pigs at times like this.

Princess Kitty wishes there was something she could do to make Growly Bear feel better. If she was with him she would cuddle him and soothe him. It is hard to be so far away from him when he is sad.

Poor Growly Bear.