Growly Bear is a rock and roll dude. He combines sensitivity and a loving nature with raw sexiness and a wicked sense of humour. Like Princess Kitty he is clever. He has excellent people skills and is an accomplished musician and cook. He is an expert in the various types and blends of honey, having spent several years testing different varieties. He has developed his own very special kind of honey which is known across 5 counties.
Growly Bear also has a job that carries responsibilities but he too has a mischievous streak that has got him into trouble on more than one occasion. He has magical powers too although he can't do spells like Princess Kitty. He used to think he knew the point of guinea pigs and indeed how to tame them into obedient pets. His belief in this has been seriously undermined in the last year, however.
He lives in a cave with some other bears but is a regular visitor to The Cardigan. He has a less trendy Nokia 1600 but has the courage to drive a Skoda Fabia 1.9 TDI. He rides a BMW R100 CS skateboard. He does not believe in engaging in any sort of activity that results in breaking out in a sweat other than making honey.
Our hero has a secret ambition to be a rock star and wears his fingers to the bone practicing. In the meantime he continues to work for the wicked witch Fatty Flatfoot............................
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